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Dry mouth.
Night sweats.
Moderate to severe.
Chest pain.
Hair loss.
Your doctor knows just what to do.
Here’s a prescription for you.
For qualified buyers
or very good liars
this limited time offer
is selling out quick.
Hurry in to your dealer
Or state-licensed healer
to see if Cosmicity
is right for you.
Headache.
Fever.
Rarely resulting in death.
Nausea.
Tremors.
Your doctor knows just what to do.
Here’s that prescription for you.
Seek medical attention
for increased affection
or allergic reaction
to feeling so good.
Consult your physician
Or well-trained magician
to see if Cosmicity
is right for you.
Swallow it down
Digest it good
You’ll soon forget
Just as you should
Eat what you want
and you’ll still lose the weight
Though these statements aren’t backed
by the FDA.
Remission is possible
though maybe not probable
still, you’re desperate enough
to have listened this long
consult a professional
or a friend who seems rational
to see if Cosmicity
is right for you.